Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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