Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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