if you like me you must not know who I am
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
