Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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