Small penises have feelings too.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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