butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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