No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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