We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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