So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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