Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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