There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Damn victory sex feels great
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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