Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Congratulations! We have a period
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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