Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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