he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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