Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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