Soap is not a condiment
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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