Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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