awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Shame - the story of my life.
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