Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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