is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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