The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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