I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My day in three words: secret purse cake
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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