i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Congratulations! We have a period
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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