Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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