Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
