Buhtt sex?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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