I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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