People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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