sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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