Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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