I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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