Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We were destined to go to rehab together
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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