The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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