Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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