I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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