Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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