Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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