Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I will pee on everything he values.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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