I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail