Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I could make wine with my vomit
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.