Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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