My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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