Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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