Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
These tits shall not be calmed
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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