: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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