I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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