i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Randomize
