He is an equal opportunity slut.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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