And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Found the puke drawer
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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