I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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