I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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