Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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