Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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