on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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