This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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