My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We named our party play list daddy issues
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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